Fashion nowadays is like algebra. I just don't get it

I wanted to buy a pair of jeans the other day and believe it or not it was a really difficult task. I may be a bit old-fashion when it comes to clothes. To me clothes are just to cover yourself and protect your feet for whatever could be on the floor waiting for you. In fact, my friends give me the clothes that they do not use because they are out of fashion or a bit worn. I had not bough a pair of jeans for quite a long time and I hope I won't have to do it again. Seriously what is wrong with the designers?

 I could not find a normal pair of jeans in the effing shop. Sorry "boutique". Now they come with holes!! And I am not talking about charity shops. I am talking about a 50/60 quids pair of jeans. Or with zippers. More zippers than Edward handsisers. Zippers on the front,back,sides...everywhere!!Well, I am not McGiver so I would probably won't need to hide so many things.They are also faded and even blurred. The thing that our mothers tried to prevent using good washing powder now it is in fashion. Like those shirts that were already creased.Well, at least those will save you to iron them. But the faded pans are mental Some of them were as if someone had sat on a wet painted bench and later put them there.

I ended up with a pair that seemed quite normal.  That's what I thought at least. What was my surprise when after the fifth step they felt down to my knees. I went back to the shop and try to exchange them. I assumed it was a flaw. It was my size and they were tight in the thighs so what else could be. Well, the lad in the shop explained to me that they were loose. Apparently, showing half of your ass crack is cool in 2015. It is not exclusive of kids who want to be rappers anymore. I took them and decide to wear a belt. I did not want to adventure in the selecting a piece of garment that I actually understand.

We are going through very strange times. If you think about it the clothes and haircuts that we wear in this very moment are the things that people will laugh at a few years ago. Imagine yourself ten years ago going with your jeans half way between your ankles and your knees. Not unless you wanted to go fishing or had to cross flooded street. Or the cardigans. Oh me Jesus! you feel like given the guy some spare change for a save hostel for the night. I think it is called to be a hipster or a hapster or something like that. It is basically to dress like a nerd although you probably never got the grades.

Anyway, I have already said to my family and friends to shoot me if they see me wearing yellow and pink striped jeans so I think I will be safe and I won't be a fashion victim.The only think I would really embrace if I see people wearing are slippers. I have always thought that we should wear them for social life too. They are so cozy.

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